Tuesday, March 31, 2009


Monday, March 30, 2009

straw trick

Good news! This Friday there will be a guest artist drawing my strip for me, my artistically gifted friend Chelsea. So, if you had plans on Friday, cancel them! And spend the day close by your computer, eagerly awaiting the first ever competently drawn Delinquent Records strip.

Friday, March 27, 2009


Thursday, March 26, 2009


You have to use your power of imagination here since I'm not able to draw girly or pretty things.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


Tuesday, March 24, 2009


thanks for asking

Monday, March 23, 2009

he's right behind you

Sunday, March 22, 2009


Saturday, March 21, 2009


I wasn't able to post this on Friday 'cause my internet was disconnected (by which I mean it turns out a cord was actually just not connected).
The real punchline in this strip is that those people in the egg shells are my best attempt to draw better. I blame my software, but nonetheless, anticipate imperceivably better art in the week to come.

Thursday, March 19, 2009


Wednesday, March 18, 2009


Tuesday, March 17, 2009


Monday, March 16, 2009

minor(?) plotholes

Who defenestrates the defenestraters?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

avian ancestry

Friday, March 13, 2009


Don't smoke, kids, it costs like 8 dollars. But then again, alot of that money goes to support like children's healthcare and other stuff, so maybe you should smoke, kind of patriotic.

Thursday, March 12, 2009