math

straw trick

Good news! This Friday there will be a guest artist drawing my strip for me, my artistically gifted friend Chelsea. So, if you had plans on Friday, cancel them! And spend the day close by your computer, eagerly awaiting the first ever competently drawn Delinquent Records strip.

anatomy

gum

You have to use your power of imagination here since I'm not able to draw girly or pretty things.

trends

sawing

thanks for asking

he's right behind you

brainchild

better-folk

I wasn't able to post this on Friday 'cause my internet was disconnected (by which I mean it turns out a cord was actually just not connected).
The real punchline in this strip is that those people in the egg shells are my best attempt to draw better. I blame my software, but nonetheless, anticipate imperceivably better art in the week to come.

advising

textbooks

artsy

minor(?) plotholes

Who defenestrates the defenestraters?

avian ancestry

cryptozoology

Don't smoke, kids, it costs like 8 dollars. But then again, alot of that money goes to support like children's healthcare and other stuff, so maybe you should smoke, kind of patriotic.

gas