Good news! This Friday there will be a guest artist drawing my strip for me, my artistically gifted friend Chelsea. So, if you had plans on Friday, cancel them! And spend the day close by your computer, eagerly awaiting the first ever competently drawn Delinquent Records strip.
I wasn't able to post this on Friday 'cause my internet was disconnected (by which I mean it turns out a cord was actually just not connected). The real punchline in this strip is that those people in the egg shells are my best attempt to draw better. I blame my software, but nonetheless, anticipate imperceivably better art in the week to come.